Believe In Smiling Heart
Pure Heart Is The Greatest Temple In The World,
Don't Believe The Smiling Face.
But Believe The Smiling Heart,
They R Very Rare In This WORLD
Funny Joke
Do Bche Jungle me Potty kr rhe the,
Achanak Lion Aa Gya,
!st-Chotu, tu Darr Rha hai?
2nd-Nhi,Main nhi Darta
!st-to Saale,apni Dho Meri Kyun Dho Rha He....
Poori RAMAYAN biwiyon ki kahani hai.....
* Laxman apni biwi ghar chhodkar chala aya.
* Rawan doosre ki utha ke fas gaya.
* Hanuman ki apni thi hi nahi magar doosre ki dhundhne mein Lanka jala dali.
* Ram ko apni wapas laane ke liye 10 din tak war karni padi.Wapas lake bhi kya mila?
* Ek dhobi ne apni biwi ko wapas ghar mein nahin liya, toh Ram ne apniwali ko out kar diya.
* Aur end mein kya hua?
* Jis biwi ke karan itni badi Ramayan hui wo to underground chali gayi!
=>Abhi socho, sara jhamela hua kuon ?
* Kyun ki Dashrath ki 3 biwiyan thi !!
Subse Bada Kaun?
Ek Sharabi full tight hokar ghar jaa raha tha. Raaste me mandir ke baahar pujari dikha.
Sharabi ne pujari se poocha, sabse bada kaun?
Pujaari ne peecha chudane ke liye kaha "Mandir Bada".
Sharabi bola "Mandir bada toh dharti pe kaise khada"
Pujari: "Dharti badi"
Sharabi: "Dharti badi toh Sheshnaag pe kyun khadi"
Pujari" "Sheshnaag bada"
Sharabi: "Sheshnaag bada toh Shiv ke gale me kyon pada"
Pujari: "Shiv bada"
Sharabi: "Shiv bada toh Parbat par kyon khada"
Pujari: "Parbat bada"
Sharabi: "Parbat bada toh Hanuman ki ungli pe kyon pada"
Pujari: "Hanuman bada"
Sharabi: "Hanuman bada toh Ram ki charno me kyon pada"
Pujari: "Ram bada"
Sharabi: "Ram bada toh Ravan ke piche kyun pada"
Pujari: "arey mere baap tu bata kaun bada"
Sharabi: "Is duniya me woh bada jo puri bottle pee ke apni taango pe khada"--
Sharabi ne pujari se poocha, sabse bada kaun?
Pujaari ne peecha chudane ke liye kaha "Mandir Bada".
Sharabi bola "Mandir bada toh dharti pe kaise khada"
Pujari: "Dharti badi"
Sharabi: "Dharti badi toh Sheshnaag pe kyun khadi"
Pujari" "Sheshnaag bada"
Sharabi: "Sheshnaag bada toh Shiv ke gale me kyon pada"
Pujari: "Shiv bada"
Sharabi: "Shiv bada toh Parbat par kyon khada"
Pujari: "Parbat bada"
Sharabi: "Parbat bada toh Hanuman ki ungli pe kyon pada"
Pujari: "Hanuman bada"
Sharabi: "Hanuman bada toh Ram ki charno me kyon pada"
Pujari: "Ram bada"
Sharabi: "Ram bada toh Ravan ke piche kyun pada"
Pujari: "arey mere baap tu bata kaun bada"
Sharabi: "Is duniya me woh bada jo puri bottle pee ke apni taango pe khada"--
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