Log Tumhe Pagal Samjhenge ( लोग तुम्हे पागल समझेंगे )

Colleection Of Messages...

Theory Of Life...
When Flood Comes The Fish Eat Ants,
Bt
When Water Dries The Ants Eat Fish!!
Life Gives Chance To Everyone.
"just wait 4ur Turn"

Jab Kisi pe bura wqt aata hai to uske
dost or uska pariwar
uske peeche khade hote hain.
Yakin na ho to kisi ki bhi shaadi ka "ALBUM"uthakar dekh lo...

Ram lila ka natak chal rha tha.
Sita ka apharan ho gya,
Ram ro rhe the-Site tum Kahan ho?
Tabhi ek bachcha khade hoker bola-stage ke peeche Bidi Pee Rhe Hai...

God in Heaven to a 9_month baby,
U R going to born on earth.
Baby cried & asked how I will talk with people
God:I had already sent an angel to earth
she will teach U.
Child:how i will pray to U
God:The angel will teach U
child:how i will learn good words.
God:angel teach U
Child:if i suffer 4m sorrow??
God:angel will be there 2 listen
Child:how do i find that angel?
God:Its very simple!!
Usually people call that Angel as..
MAA "MOTHER"

Teacher-80+90?
Sardar-100
Teacher-no,
80+90=170
Sardar-madam bachpan se suna hai
akad bakad bambay bo
80, 90 pure 100.

Din bhar ki thkaan ab mita lijiye,
Ho chuki Raat Roshni bhujha dijiye,
Ek khubsurat khawab raah dekh rha hai,
Bas palko ka parda gira lijiye...

4 sardar Shaadi me khana khane gye..
Andar gye to "SALAD" Dekh ke Bahr aa gye...
Bahr Aake 1sardar bola-
Oyer!abhi tak to Sabzi hi nhi bni Yaar...

Small thought,Big meaning
"Life is Weakest wn there r moredoubts thn trust-
But life is strongest
wen you learn hoe 2 trust inspite of d doubts..

Holi SMS

Saade rang ko galti se aap naa kora samjho,
Isi mey samaaye indradhanushi saaton rang,
Jo dikhe aapko zindagi saadagi bhari kisi ki,
To aap yun samjho satrangi hai duniya usiki,
Holi aayi satrangi rango ki bouchar laayi,
Dher saari mithai aur mitha mitha pyar laayi,
Aap ki zindagi ho mithe pyar aur khusiyon se bhari,
Jisme samaaye saaton rang yahi shubhkamna hai hamaari.

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Lal, gulabi, neela, pila hathon me liya samet,
Holi ke din rangenge sajni, kar ke meethi bhent.

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Pichkari ki Dhar,
Gulal ki bauchar,
Apno ka pyar,
Yahi hai yaaron holi ka tyohar.
Happy Holi!!!!

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Rangon se bhi rangeen zindagi hai humari, rangeeli rahe yeh bandagi hai humari,
kabhi na bigde ye pyar ki rangoli, aye mere yaar aisi HAPPY HOLI.

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Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,
Sitaro ne aasman se salaam bheja hai,
Mubaraq ho aapko holi ka tyohar,
Humne dil se yeh paigam bheja hai.

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Rango ke tyohar mein sabhi rango ki ho bharmar,
Dher saari khushiyon se bhara ho aapka sansar,
Yahi dua hai bhagwan se hamari har bar,
Holi Mubarak ho mere yaar!

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Khaa key gujiya, pee key bhaang, laaga ke thoda thoda sa rang, baja ke dholak aur mridang, khele holi hum tere sang.
Holi Mubarak!
Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai
Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai
Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein
Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai.

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Chadenge jab pyare rang, ek meri dosti ka rang bhi chadhana.
Lagne lagenge tumhe suhane sare rang,
Aur meri dosti ka rang chamkega hurdum tumhare sang.
Bolo sarararara....
Wish you a very mastiful and colourful Happy Holi!

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Apun wishing you a wonderful,
Super-duper,
Zabardast,
Xtra-badhiya,
Xtra special,
Ekdum mast and dhinchak,
Bole to ekdum jhakaas
“Happy Holi”.

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Funny Holi SMS
Me ja ja jovu hu,
Mane tharo chahero dikhto hai,
Ii thaaro kusur nathi,
Salo sab chahero aaj rangeelo hai,
Holi Mubarak!

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Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya, humne bhi gehrai mein jaana chod diya. Holi se pehle hi aapne nahana chod diya?

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Rang barse bhige chunar wali, rang barse o rang barse bhige chunar wali..rang barse, are rang barse bhige chunar wali..re! Ab ghar jao nahi to jukham lag jayega.

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English Holi SMS
Dipped in hues of love and trust has come the festival of Holi.
Happy Holi!!

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Bright colors, water balloons, lavish gujiyas and melodious songs are the ingredients of perfect Holi. Wish you a very happy and wonderful Holi.

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May God gift you all the colors of life, colors of joy, colors of happiness, colors of friendship, colors of love and all other colors you want to paint in your life. Happy Holi.

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If wishes come in rainbow colors then I would send the brightest one to say Happy Holi.

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A true and caring relation doesn't have to speak loud, a soft sms is just enough to express the heartiest feelings. Enjoy the festival of Holi with lot of fun.

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Best wishes to you for a Holi filled with sweet moments and memories to cherish for long.
Happy Holi!

Great SMS Collection

Friend Means:

F-Free From all Formalities
R-Right to say any thing
I-In anyway
E-Either good or bad
N-No Sorry No Thanks
D-Dear Just like "You"

oo--OO--oo

Sacrifice is greater than love,
Character is greater than beauty,
Humanity is greater than wealth,
but nothing is greater than good Friends..
Lucky to have you..

oo--OO--oo

A Blind man ones asked a Wise man:
"Can there b anything worse than
losing ur Eye side?"
The Wise man replied:
"Yes...losing your VISION"

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When U start ur day,
keep 3 words in ur pocket:
TRY, TRUE & TRUST

TRY: For Better Future.
TRUE: With ur Work.
TRUST: In God.
Have a Nice Day..

oo--OO--oo

Har Khushi me kuch na kuch kami rah jayegi,
Aankhe roye to Sabnami rah jayegi,
Jindgi ko aap kitna v swariye,
bin hamare koi n koi kami rah jayegi..

oo--OO--oo

Kabhi Dilse Muskura Kar Dekho
Hamari Gazal Gunguna kar Dekho
Hum Bhool Jayenge Tumko ek Shart pe
Pahle tum humko bhula kar to dekho

oo--OO--oo


Time Alone can prove the worth of any relation...

As the time goes by, we lose the false ones...

& the best ones stay with us always..

oo--OO--oo

Believe In Smiling Heart

Pure Heart Is The Greatest Temple In The World,

Don't Believe The Smiling Face.

But Believe The Smiling Heart,

They R Very Rare In This WORLD