Life Fucks Everyone...

Fun Jokes

Girl: Ladka dikhne mein kaisa hai?
Vichola: Ladke dikhne mein"FILM KE HERO" jaisa hai
Girl: Kaunse film ka hero...?
Vichola: PAA...:-..



A woman was kidnapped...
The kidnaper sent a piece of her finger to her husband and demanded money...
Husband replied-I want solid proof
MUNDI BHEJ MUNDI


Girlfriend ka antim sanskar kar ladka ghar ja rha tha...
Achanak bijli chamki,toofan aaya,badal garje,barish hui...
Ladka hans k bola...
Lgta he pahunch gye...|-



Nepali Anthem:-
Suno gorse India walo chahe jitne mahel banalo, uske aage garden bana lo,
uske aage gate lago lo, gate ke aage honge hum
NEPALI...
"OOOO SHABJI":-

Wrong Email ID -- Too Good

A man checked into a hotel.

There was a computer in his room,
So he decided to send an e-mail to his wife.

However, he accidentally typed a wrong e-mail address,
and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile... Somewhere in Houston ,
a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral.
The widow decided to check her e-mail,
expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends.


After reading the first message, she fainted.
The widow's son rushed into the room,
found his mother on the floor,
and saw the computer screen which read:
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To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Reached
Date: 28 July 2010



I know you're surprised to hear from me.
They gave computers here,
and we are allowed to send e-mails to loved ones.
I've just reached and have been checked in..
I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you TOMORROW!