Funny Pictures & Funny Jokes

Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job.
I don't have any more work.
Santa: That's all right, sir. In fact I'm just the right person in this case.
You see, I won't ask you to give me work anyway


Laloo applied for the post of a detective in Patna.
In the interview he was asked a question:
Who killed Mahatma Gandhi?
Laloo: I will tell you tomorrow.
Laloo come home and tells his wife: I got the job and my
first work is to investigate who killed Gandhi.



Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student: Mahatma Gandhi was born.
Teacher: What happened in 1873?
Student: Gandhi was four years old.

Main ka Karuun Raam...

Foam City !!

JHAAG VALI CITY

WITH LUV FROM ME 2 U

I HAD UNEXPECTED VISITORS THIS MORNING. THEY ARRIVED EARLY,

SAT DOWN WITH ME AND CHATTED FOR A WHILE ABOUT HOW THINGS WERE CURRENTLY GOING FOR ME IN MY LIFE. AFTER VERY CAREFULLY AND COMPASSIONATELY LISTENING TO ALL THAT I HAD TO SAY, THEY STOOD UP, WALKED OVER TO ME, LEANED OVER AND GENTLY HELD ME FOR AWHILE. THEN, AFTER REASSURING ME NOT TO WORRY, THAT EVERYTHING WOULD WORK OUT FOR ME AND BE JUST FINE, THEY ASKED ME IF I KNEW OF ANYONE ELSE THAT COULD USE A VISIT FROM THEM.
I IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT OF YOU MY FRIEND. I GAVE THEM YOUR NAME AND TOLD THEM WHERE YOU LIVED. THEY GAVE ME ANOTHER REASSURING HUG, THANKED ME AND I WALKED WITH THEM TO MY FRONT DOOR. THEY TOLD ME THAT THEY WERE ON THEIR WAY TO YOUR PLACE. (SCROLL DOWN)

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When THEY get to your PC, escort THEM to the next stop. Please don't allow THEM to sleep on your PC. The message THEY are carrying is very important and needs to go around.

I asked them to bless you and yours with peace, happiness and abundance.

Say a prayer and then pass them on to bless others as I sent them on to blessyou. Our assignment is to spread love, respect and kindness throughout the world.

Have a blessed day and touch somebody's life today as hopefully I have touched your life.
They are walking around the world via e-mail!!
Please pass it on so they can get there....

Common Wealth Games

Delhi 2010 Common Wealth Games 100 meter race Final Event….

Women oh Women! (funny... read it till the end)

Women oh Women!

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get Ten times of that The woman said, "That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to".

The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you.

The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."

So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack!!"

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you, Stop here and continue feeling good.....

Male readers: Please scroll down

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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!

Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart.

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this, it only goes to show that women never listen!!! that is why you read it even after our advise to stop!