Funny Pictures & Funny Jokes

Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job.
I don't have any more work.
Santa: That's all right, sir. In fact I'm just the right person in this case.
You see, I won't ask you to give me work anyway


Laloo applied for the post of a detective in Patna.
In the interview he was asked a question:
Who killed Mahatma Gandhi?
Laloo: I will tell you tomorrow.
Laloo come home and tells his wife: I got the job and my
first work is to investigate who killed Gandhi.



Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student: Mahatma Gandhi was born.
Teacher: What happened in 1873?
Student: Gandhi was four years old.