Husband: Aaj khane mein kya banaogi??
Wife: Jo aap kaho.
H: Dal chawal bana lo?
W: Abhi kal hi to khaye the.
H: To sabji roti bana lo.
W: Bacche nahi khayenge.
H: To chhole puri bana lo.
W: Mujhe heavy heavy lagta hai.
H: Eggs bhurji bana lo.
W: Aaj guruvaar hai?
H: Paraanthe ?
W: Raat ko paraanthe kaun khata hai?
H: Hotel se mangwa lete hain??
W: Roz roz hotel ka nahi khana chahiye.
H: Kadhi chawal?
W: Dahi nahi hai.
H: Idli sambar?
W: Usme time lagega. Pehle bolna chahiye tha na?
H: Maggie hi bana lo, usme time nahi lagega.
W: Woh koi meal thodi hai? Pet nahi bharta.
H: Phir ab kya banaogi?
W: Jo aap kaho.
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