Adult Sexy Message

Boondi Ke Laddu
If NIPPLES Were Called ‘BOONDI’ In Hindi,
Then What Would BOOBS Be Called??
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BOONDI KE LADDU

( . ) ( . ) ??
Kuch Meetha Ho Jaye’.:-)...

NAAK Ka Chooha By Wasi Shah
"NAAK Ka Chooha" By Wasi Shah

Kaash Main Teri Haseen NAAK Ka Chooha Hota.
Tu Bari Chah Se Baray Maan Se Nikalti Mujhko.

Main Teri Unglion Main Sharma Kar CHIPAK Sa Jata.
Tu Jo Mujhe Apni Unglion Se Marora Karti.

Main Tere Nakhoon May Latak Sa Jaata.
Phir Tu Apni Sahelion Se CHUPATI Mujhko.

Main Unko Dekh Kar DARR Sa Jata.
Tu Duniya Se Chup Kar Kahin CHIPKATI Mujhko.

Aur Is Tarhan Main Amar Ho Jata.
Kaash Main Teri Haseen Naak Ka Chooha Hota....

Height Of Misunderstanding
Height Of Misunderstanding:

IPL T20 Flash News!

"All Boys Performed Well Last Night.
I Was Fully Satisfied"

- Shilpa Shetty


Duniya Mein Sab Se Himmat Wala Kaun?
Ans:
Dhobi




Kabhi Bhi Kisi Ke Ghar Jaa Kar
Koi Bol Sakta Hai
Sahib Bibi Ji Ko Bolo
Kapde Nikal Kar Rakhe
Mein Abhi Aa Ke Leta Hu...

Very Sexy Female
A Very Sexy N Attractive Female
Employee To Her Boss:

Sir, Will You Remove Something
From My Breast?

Boss:
Wow! What's That?
Ur Eyes, Sir !!!!!...

Adult Sexy SMS
Duniya Mein Sab Se Himmat Wala Kaun?
Ans:
Dhobi




Kabhi Bhi Kisi Ke Ghar Jaa Kar
Koi Bol Sakta Hai
Sahib Bibi Ji Ko Bolo
Kapde Nikal Kar Rakhe
Mein Abhi Aa Ke Leta Hu...
A Sardar Was Walking
With Her Pregnant Wife
His Friend Come And Asked:
With Your Pregnant Wife Where Are You Going...!

He Said:
We Are Going To Pizza Hut
Because There Are Delivery Free....


Beti Kuch To Pehan Le
1980 Girls:
Maa Mei Jeans Pehanungi

Maa :
Nahin Beti Log Kya Kahengey ?

2008 Girls:
Maa Mein Mini Skirt Pehanungi

Maa:
Pehen Le Beti Kuch To Pehan Le!.

Murge Bhi Condom Pahanne Lage
Sardar Ji Ne Amlet Banane K Liye Anda Toda
To Dekha Anda Ekdam Khali Tha

Sardar Bola Iski Maa Ka Bhosda:
Aajkal Murge Bhi Condom Pahanne Lage..?...

Padosi K Sath Sex
Ek Aurat Apne Padosi K Sath Sex Kar Rahi Thi
K Tbhi Uska Pati Aa Gaya Aur Padosi Ko Pitne Laga

Patni Boli:
Maro Aur Maro Prai Aurat Pe Hath Dalta Hai
Itne Me Padosi Uske Pati Ko Pitne Laga

Patni Fir Boli:
Maro Aur Maro
Na Karta Hai Na Karne Daita Hai...

Larka Larki Say
Larka Larki Say:
Tum Gana Bohot Acha Gatey Hoee ..

Larki:
Nahe Yaar Main To Sirf Bathroom Singer Hon

Boy:
Acha...
To Kisi Din Bulao Na
Dono Mil K Mehfil Jamatay Hain...

Sex Kartay Hoay Zyada Maza
Boy To Girl:
Sex Kartay Hoay Zyada Maza
Larki Ko Aata Hai Ya Larkay Koe?

Girl:
Agar Tum Apnay Kaan(Ear) Main Ungle(Fingure) Dalo Gay
To Kaan Ko Maza Aata Hai
Ya Unglee Koe...

Sardar Kay Ghar 7 Betian
Sardar Kay Ghar 7 Betian Hogai
Tu Uss Nay Akhbar May Aid Diya:
Munda Paida Karan Tu Tariqa Dasoo

Bengal Say Letter Aya :
Bv Ko Mochli Diyo

Haryana Say Letter Aya:
Bv Nu Milk Shake Diyo

Newyork Say Letter Aya:
Bv Nu Coke Diyo

Pakistan Say Letter Aya:
Ek Mouqa Sanu Diyo...

Classroom Of Some Small Children
There Is A Classroom Of Some Small Children (5-7yrs)

Obviously There Was
One Ordinary Boy (Bablu)
And A Smart One (Pappu)

The Dialogue Between The Two
And The Lady Teacher Goes Something
Like This:

Bablu:
Teacher, Teacher! Is Bus Male Or Female?

Teacher:
Thinking.......

Pappu:
Teacher, Teacher! It Is Female"

Bablu:
Kyun?

Pappu:
Kyun Ki Sab Log Uspe Charhte Hain

Teacher Is Pareshan
While Bablu Gets Doubt

Bablu:
Agar Bus Female Hai Aur Sab Us Pe Charhte Hain
To Uske Bacche Kyon Nahin Hote?

Teacher Is More Pareshan

Pappu:
Kyun Ki Sab Us Par Peeche Se Charhte Hain

Teacher Is Now Hiding Her Face
Bablu Gets Another Doubt

Bablu:
Maana Sabhi Peeche Se Charhte Hain
But Driver Aur Conductor
To Aagay Se Charhte Hain
Phir Bachche Kyon Nahin Hote?

Teacher Is Sweating
As It Is Getting Too Much To Handle

Pappu Replies:
Kyun Ki Woh Dono Topi Pehan Ke Charhte Hain

Teacher Faints !!!!!!!...

Tumhare Underwear Mein
A Sardar Asked His Frend:
Kya Tumhare Underwear Mein
Suraakh Hain?

Friend Replied:
No

Sardar Said:
To Phir Taangein Kahan
Se Daalta Hai Saalay
...

10 Saal Baad
Pathan Hansay Ja Raha Tha..

Kisi Ne Pocha:
Khan Kion Hans Rahe
Ho?

10 Saal Baad Mera Utha Hai..

Sath Wala Bola:

Aap Ne Mera Pakra HAI..!...

Panties n Bra
Why Did English Teacher
Slap Santa?


Because Santa Asked Her:
Y Is Bra Is
Singular
When It Cover 2
&
Panties
Plural When It Cover
Only One?...
Always Fuck Teachar
Never Fuck Police Woman
Coz
She Said Stop And Hands Up

Never Fuck Naresh
Coz She Said Next Pls

But Always Fuck Teachar
Coz


She Said Repit This 5 Times
Bra Tight Ho Jati Hai
Girl:
Maa Bajo Wake Ladke Ko Dekhkar
Meri Bra Tight Ho Jati Hai

Maa:
Beti Ek Bar Bina Bra Ke Kameej Pehenkar Jaa
Uski Pant Tight Ho Jayegi..

Sex Karo Daily
Sex Karo Daily
Agar Wo Mil Gaye Akeli
Agar Na Mile Akeli To Pakar Lo Uski Saheli
Agar Na Mile Sahali To Zindabad Hatheli
Lekin Sex Karo Daily...


Ek Ladaki Apani Bua Ji Ke Sath
Bathroom Me Naha Rahi Thi
To Usake Bua Ki Chuchi Dikhi,

Ladaki Boli:
Bua Ji Ye Kya Hai,

To Bua Ji Boli:
Tarch Hai

Feer Vahi Ladaki Dusre Din Ma Ke Bur Ko Dekha
To Ladaki Boli:
Ye Kya Hai,

To Ma Ne Bola:
Beti Ye Gufa Hai

Feer Vahi Ladaki 1 Din
Apane Papa Ka Lund Dekha
Aur Boli Papa:
Ye Kya Hai ,

Papa Ne Bola:
Beti Ye Sap Hai,

1 Din Raat Ko Us Ladaki Ke Papa Ne
Usaki Mami Ko Pel Rahe The
To Ladaki Uth Gayi Dhere Se Apani Bua Ji
Ke Pass Bolati Hai:
Bua Ji Apani Tarch Do
Mami Ki Gufa Me Papa Ka Kala Sap Gus Gaya Hai...