Husband Aur Wife


Woh kaun thi


Husband Aur Wife Hotel Me Gaye Tabhi 1 Lady Ne

Hello Kiya,

Wife- Koun Thi Wo?

Hus-Tum Dimag Kharab Mat Karo, Main Pehle Hi Pareshan Hu Ki Woh Bhi Yehi
Puchegi






wife hit her husband with frying pan




Husband: What was that for...?

Wife: I found a paper in your pocket

with the name Jenny on it.

Husband: I took part in a race last week

and Jenny was the name of my horse.

Wife: Sorry..!

Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again

Husband: Wha now..?

Wife: Your horse is on the Phone.



Message of the year




Women live a better, longer & peaceful life...!!

Why? Very simple...

A woman does not have a wife..!!!



Husband wife mein ladai
ho gayi

Wife:Zeher.

Husb:Mai dair se aoonga, tum kha kar so jana:



Man: Sir, my wife is missing.


Man: Sir, my wife is missing.

Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai, police
station me complain dijiyee.


Man:Kya karon, khushi k mare kuch samajh nahin aa raha



Why did u shoot ur wife ?
This is the best......


Judge:why did u shoot ur wife, instead of shooting her lover?

Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one
man every week.




How women call their husband in first 6 years


How woman calls their husband in first 6 years

Yr 1. Janu

Yr 2. O jee.

Yr 3. Sunte ho?

Yr 4. O bunty k pappa

Yr 5. Kahan mar gaye?

Yr 6. Tum aate ho yamain aaon?



Wife to husband:- kash aap sms hotay


Wife: Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay, Main aap ko save karti,

Husband:

Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti, Main herhaftay tumhe change karta




Sarda ki wife inspecter se!


Sardar ki wife inspecter se!

Mera husband ek hafte pehle aaloo lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi
aaye:-(

Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:- to behan kuch or paka lo:-)



1 horror movie dekhi


Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi, 1 chudeil kabhi mere aage


kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,

Wife:Kaun si movie thi?

Husband: Apni shadi ki..


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