Funny Sexy Messages...

Goverment ne elaan kiya ki jiske 5 ya usse jyada bachhe hai, usko rahne ko ek ghar free mein degi.

pandit ji ke 3 bachhe thhe usne apji wife ko kaha

pandit ji: “sachayi ye hai ki hamare padosi sharma ji ke 2 bachhe mere hai, mein unko leke aata hun, kam se kam ghar to free mein mil jayega”

pandit ji dono bachhe le aaya aur ghar aake dekha, to uske 3 bachhe nahi hai

pandit ji: “hamare teeno bachhe kidhar hai?”

wife: “vo jinke thhe vo vapis le gaye“
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class mein ek nayi ladki aayi to pappu ka tharki mann mein usko patane ka khayal aya

vo us ladki ke pass gaya aur bola

pappu: “agar tum 1 minute mein apna weight 500grams kam kar do to, tum bahut hi jyada sunder aur sexy lagogi, aur main tumhe pyar bhi karunga”

ladki khush hoke boli: “achha, isliye liye mujhe kya karna hoga?”

pappu: “bas apne kapde utaar do“
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ek din baap ne socha ki beta school ka kaam karta hai ya nahi,

ye dekhne ke liye bete ka school bag check kiya to useme ek condom mila.

baap gusse mein aake: “kutte, tuje sharam nahi aati is umar mein school bag mein condom rakhta hai?”

beta: “to fir mai kya karu bhonsdi ke, itni chhoti si umar mein baap ban jau?“

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baba ramdev ji ek din yoga karate hue logo ko samjha rahe thhe

ramde: “aj ki aurat itne kam kapde pehnti hai ki taange, peeth, pura badan nanga dikhta hai, yaha tak ki bra tak kapdo ke ander se dikhti hai”

bheed mein se santa ki awaj aayi: “baba ji aap yoga karvao, lund khada mat karvao“

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